*marries u but only as a friend*
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge
my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look
on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
In Romania they have box Vodka.
It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.
perfect for school lunches
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks