(Source: kimtranxo, via welcomebackinreality)
i hate how some girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
(Source: that-drunk-sex-feeling, via 243differenttypesoftobaccoash)
it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
(via best-ii-ever-had)
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon
(via mehlurk)
I’m highly attracted to guys who have nice collarbones and prominent jawlines and dimples and who wear nice shoes and watches and who have deep raspy voices I am highly attracted to harry styles
(via oilymurz)
if this post gets 100,000 notes ill resurrect john f kennedy from death
lets get this to 100,000 notes
But what will he do when he comes back to life in 2013? He’s been dead more than forty years, he’s going to lose his mind waking up here.
he will reunite my chemical romance
(Source: johnfkennedy, via im-not-a-psycho)








